Freakopoly
A board game you’ll want to lose at.
Available now. Plays entirely offline. No account and no tracking.
It’s a Windows game, and Steam shows its page only once you’re signed in. Open the Steam page anyway.
See it played
Every frame is the real game.
How a night plays out
The rules you already know, with one thing added.
Roll and move
Two dice, turns passing between you. Doubles roll again.
Buy what you land on
Every colour property comes with a task.
Build it up
Each house raises the rent, and what the task asks for.
Land on theirs
Pay up, then do what their deed says.
The rent goes up.So does everything else.
Every coloured property carries a task for the two of you. Build on it and the task grows with the rent, all the way to the hotel.
Pick a level to see how one property escalates
Some debts don’t get settled in cash.
Nobody goes bankrupt. When the money runs out, the game takes payment another way, and the night carries on.
Your partner clears the tab. One full minute of whatever they want.
Money isn’t the only currency at this table.
Come up short and the house clears your tab. Your partner names the price instead.
Nobody pays the fifty.
Roll doubles, pay the fine, or owe your partner a favour of their choosing. The fine is rarely the popular choice.
Pick the room you're playing in
Five full art directions, all in the base game.
What you get
Two card decks
Wild Night and Dare to Share. Some move you or pay out; some set a rule for the next few turns.
Four house rules
Double salary on GO, a Free Parking jackpot, a snake-eyes bonus and more. Switch each one on or off.
Music for the room
Slow jazz and blues that heat up with the table, over a crackling hearth.
Picks up where you left it
It saves every turn. Stop whenever, carry on another night.
Thirty languages
Every task and card, in English and 29 more.
Steam achievements
None of them reward one player beating the other.
A look around
Made for two, not for a dare
Nothing you don't have
No props, no equipment, no special room. Every task works wherever you already are.
Nobody is the punchline
No winner, and nothing that puts one of you below the other.
Nothing assumes who is playing
No task mentions a gender, a body or a role. It says “your partner” and leaves the rest to you.
Nothing reported back
No account, no sign-in, no telemetry. It plays fully offline.
Questions
How explicit does it actually get?
It starts gently, with a held gaze, a slow kiss, a twenty-second massage, and escalates as properties get built up. A bare lot asks for very little; a hotel asks for a great deal more. You set the pace by what you build.
How many people play?
Two, sharing one screen, taking turns at the same machine. It isn't a party game and there's no online multiplayer.
Does it need an internet connection?
No. The game never goes online: no account, no sign-in, no telemetry. Steam Cloud backs up your save and task edits (you can switch it off), and achievements show on your Steam profile.
Windows or Mac?
Windows only: Windows 10 or 11 (64-bit), and integrated graphics are plenty.
Can we rewrite the tasks?
Yes, with the Task Editor DLC. Reword any task, dare or card, make it gentler, bolder or more personal, and change how long it runs. Your edits survive updates and export as a pack. Rules and prices stay fixed. It's 15% off bundled with the game.
What languages does it support?
Thirty, covering the interface and every task and card. It follows your system language, and you can switch in settings.